On Thursday, April 1, Dave Srolovitz agreed to chair MAE. I hope this wasn't an April Fool's joke. Then I admired the new paperweight Steve North sent from New Zealand and had a faculty lunch with Sankaran Sundaresan (Chemical Engineering), Karen Bennett (Philosophy) and Daniel Heller-Roazen (Comparative Literature) seated and Ben Elman (East Asian Studies and History), Bonnie Bassler (Molecular Biology), Sanjeev Kulkarni (Electrical Engineering) and Alan Blinder (Economics) standing.